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Disco Tits Are Here To Add Some Serious Sparkle To Music Festival Season

Walking around topless ain’t so scary when your lovely lady lumps are covered in glitter. This year, music festival goers are saying goodbye to flower crowns (thank God) and rocking what Allure has dubbeddisco tits. Serving you sparkly alien gypsy realness, disco tits arebasically a collection of glitter, gems, and confetti glued in a crop top-like pattern on your chest. The trend can cover as much, or as little, as the wearer feels comfortable.

You’re essentially topless, but not. While the trend is super cute and probably a really smart way to keep cool (less clothing, less problems), it’s not really the most practical. What happens if it gets so hot that the ensemble starts melting? Or what if you’re on a hottie’s shoulders during a ~lit~ song and you’re feeling the music but your girls get a little crazy and you accidentally #freethenipple? Did you bring backup? No, and now you’re naked.

Either way, that doesn't seem to matter to disco tit wearers and that’s fine. Your boobies, your choice, and there’s no denying the trend is gorgeous. All things rainbow glitter are definitely having a moment, and we are here for it.

Glitter rootsmade their big debut at the end of 2016, glitter buttsmade headlines in March, and facial glitter has been a pretty socially acceptable trend for years. Rainbow/Mermaid everything, from grilled cheese sandwiches to hairstyles to makeup brushes, has been taking over social media for months. Nothing is immune to a dose of *rainbow*, and anything could be next. Glitter eyebrows? Rainbow freckles? The possibilities are endless and whatever it is, however ridiculous it may sound, people will probably show up for it anyway.

Drawing the line at glitter butts, though. Seriously, what do you do if you want to sit?

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