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XHamster Finally Lands Donald Trump Look-Alike To Star In Their Porn Parodies

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Earlier this year, porn haven xHamster was desperately hunting for a Donald Trumplook-alike to star in some of their politically-fueled parodies. The casting criteria for the role was to have small hands and weird hair, something that seemed almost impossible to find...until now!

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Complex reports that xHamster has finally found a worthy Donald Trump look-alike in Johnny Brutal. Brutal even sent out a presidential press release via xHamster.

"My fellow Americans, as your newly elected cumander in chief I want you to rest assured that I've got yuge plans for our great nation. I want to be the President of porn for all xHamster fans and I won't stop busting my ass (or busting on asses) until I've helped deliver the most wonderful, the most fantastic, the most beautiful scenes ever filmed. I mean big league cinema, okay?! Friends, trust me, place your sexual futures in my normal sized hands, and place some lube in yours; together...let's make America 'cum again."

Alright now, Brutal is really taking his new job seriously ehh? A certain commander-in-chief should take notes!

So who's the Alec Baldwin of porn parodies? For starters, Johnny Brutal is his stage name. Before this gig, he was just a humble dialysis technician out of Minnesota.

Brutal dressed up as Donald Trump for Halloween, and was so good he thought he should enter xHamster's contest. The real question here is: do we think his hands are small enough?

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