Ever been in the middle of devouring a slice pizza and think to yourself, wow I could really use a ranch fountain right now?
If that thought has crossed your mind, you can relax, because it's a reality. There is now a ranch fountain in existence and you have Hidden Valley’s new online shop to thank.
The ranch fountain will set you back 100 bucks. It does come with a year’s supply of ranch, and can hold up to two pounds of the creamy stuff. It’s well worth the cash.
Aside from the fountain of your dreams, the shop offers buyers cool ranch themed t-shirts, tote bags, a ranch koozie, and the piece de resistance, a bejeweled ranch bottle perfect for any ranch collector, for a whopping $50.
Try not to spend all your money on these ranch goodies.