After hearing so much about politics, warfare, and whether or not Kim Kardashian West will come out of hiding, all I want to do is drown my sorrows in wine and greasy fast food.
Fast food isn’t usually the healthiest, or cleanest, option but with all the world's problems and conspiracies the last thing I want to worry about is the dark secrets behind the fast food companies I grew up eating.
But the skeletons in these fast food closets are getting dragged out for the world to see. These are the fast food conspiracy theories you need to know now!
Why does the headless, featherless, double-breasted chicken cross the road? To run into oncoming traffic, and end its miserable life! The rumor mill’s swirling and word on the street is fast food giants are genetically modifying their chickens to make them headless, featherless, and footless, as well as double-winged and double-breasted. Gross!
Tim Hortons, the Canadian Dunkin Donuts counterpart, is popular for the delicious donuts and addictive coffee they offer. Their coffee is sooo addictive, that people began speculating if the coffee is laced with nicotine or not.
There were also some crazy stories about an American who died right after drinking a Tim Hortons coffee and he had a deadly nicotine allergy. The conspiracy got so out of hand, Tim Burton had to release a formal notice debunking the theory on their official website.
E Coli Burritos
So there was definitely an E Coli outbreak in plenty of Chipotle stores, but Internet conspiracy theorists believe the outbreak was a result of sabotage from the biotech industry. Still following? Allegedly the biotech industry is mad salty about Chipotle being anti-gmo, in retaliation, they contaminated Chipotle’s precious ingredients with E Coli.
What are the craziest fast food conspiracy theories you’ve heard?