Being a mother is a unique experience, but let's be honest, being a mother of one or more males is out of this world.
Caring for and preparing a member of the opposite sex for life makes things particularly interesting and here's why.
# 1 Less stress over intimate hygiene.
Of course, you know how important it is to keep son's private parts clean and constantly changing him, but unlike the female anatomy, a male is much simpler to clean.
# 2 You do not care where he goes to the bathroom.
Unlike girls, a little boy can easily find a nice quiet tree or sidewalk to relieve himself. Having a son also means that you don't have to teach her that complicated squatting posture that every woman use in public restrooms.
# 3 You can play with new toys.
If you were raised between dolls and kitchens, this is your chance to experience what it is like to play with that new robot toy or video game console with your son.
# 4 Become an expert in improvising costumes.
Halloween and other holidays are all about the makeup. With boys, you can experiment in ways you've never imagined.
# 5 Shopping for guys is simple.
Shopping for guy clothes is seems pretty boring when you consider that there really isn't that much variation if you keep it basic. T-shirt, polo, or button down, short sleeves or long sleeves, pick a pattern and you're done.
# 6 It can be a challenge to teach them to know your body.
All is well until you are asked ... why do you sit to pee mommy?
# 7 Folding clothes is optional.
As your son grows older, you realize that after you wash his clothes they will never be folded again.
# 8 You are worried about your role in his future.
Eventually, he will have a girlfriend, marry, move out, but you might not be ready for those steps. Even though he's just a toddler you worry about what the future will hold.
# 9 Your house becomes a war zone.
When you have boys, the house becomes a war zone. Say farewell to the raw upholstery and the well-placed pictures.
# 10 They tastes in entertainment changes rapidly.
The changes in his tastes are all over the place. Listening to him all day talk about Peppa Pig to launch a Kame Hame Ha like Goku, it's all fun!
# 11 They will never forget you
No matter what happens, mothers and their sons have an inseparable bond. There are ups and downs, but you will always be his first love.